Just stumbled across these products from a company called "Handz Off" which is a line of Antimasturbatory Products. (Like we need these!?!?!)
First we have the "HandzOff Antimasturbatory Gum - 6 pack " the site quotes " Two HandzOff chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief. You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed."
Secondly is the "HandzOff Car Air Freshener " "Masturbating while driving is dangerous. Please keep both hands on the wheel. Don't jerk and drive"
First we have the "HandzOff Antimasturbatory Gum - 6 pack " the site quotes " Two HandzOff chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief. You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed."
Secondly is the "HandzOff Car Air Freshener " "Masturbating while driving is dangerous. Please keep both hands on the wheel. Don't jerk and drive"
And last but not least is the "HandzOff Antimasturbatory Cream " i just have one question about this product...how do you know when you've applied enough?!!
So if you feel like you're having a problem keeping your hands off yourself...this might be just the products for you!
Not me!! LOL!!
4 comments:
Well if the idea of this is to provide you relief, wouldnt it be like an orgasm in a tube?
I'd buy that.
For sure.
I mean really, who wants to strain the arm giving yourself a bit of a "flick"?
Not me.
I wouldn't mind finding more about this product and what it does, what effect it has, cause, liquid orgasm would be like liquid gold!
Think about it people!
looooooooooooooooooool
is this stuff even real?
It's very real. I bought a bunch for gifts 15 or so years ago.
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